A Limerick for Noah: There once was a schoolboy named Noah Who cycled too fast, never slower He spent round the bend And knocked down his friend Who chased him round town like a mower!
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There once was a schoolboy named Noah Who cycled too fast, never slower He sped round the bend And knocked over his friend Who chased him through town like a mower!
There once was a puppy dog Bella Who never did do what you tell her Only twelve weeks old She was cheeky and bold And she ate all the food in the cellar!
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There was an old man with a beard Who said, “It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, Four larks and a wren, Have all built their nests in my beard!”
Hi Noah… these are good limericks. Do you remember the cheeky one Uncle told you?
ReplyDeleteElsie Baker ate a raw potato
Wiped her butt on a piece of brown paper
Paper was thin
Finger went in
Oh what a plight Elsie Baker was in!
Naughty Uncle! 🤣🤣🤣
A Limerick for Noah:
ReplyDeleteThere once was a schoolboy named Noah
Who cycled too fast, never slower
He spent round the bend
And knocked down his friend
Who chased him round town like a mower!
Darn it! Try again without the predictive text error!
ReplyDeleteThere once was a schoolboy named Noah
Who cycled too fast, never slower
He sped round the bend
And knocked over his friend
Who chased him through town like a mower!
There once was a puppy dog Bella
ReplyDeleteWho never did do what you tell her
Only twelve weeks old
She was cheeky and bold
And she ate all the food in the cellar!
This is a famous one. See if you can find out who wrote it.
ReplyDeleteThere was an old man with a beard
Who said, “It is just as I feared!
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!”